Hi Everyone,
I was almost killed by a kitten yesterday. My wife went to the
airport to pick up a super nice kitten from Margie at Snopride
on Wednesday. I think that kitten is a little furry assassin sent
to kill me. I have been on bed rest for around three weeks or
a little longer now. Anyway I digress, my wife brings the little
furry assassin in and puts her on the bed with me. She looks at
me with the usual kitten loving face and of course makes me smile
and she starts walking towards me with that sweet look. When she
gets to my face that is when she attacked. She put her head under
my nose and over my mouth blocking my breathing. I tried to call
for help but her purring was so loud no one could hear me. I rolled
over to my side and she attacked me again with the same tactics.
I thought to myself that this would be the end of me.
Just as I was about to pass out she started marking my nose
with her nose and purring so hard no one could still hear me screaming
(inside). The she spun around and laid down under my arm with
belly up and was looking at me with those sweet (yeah right) eyes
and purring so loud that the lady at 911 that I had called thought
I was being killed with a chainsaw. Then all of the sudden she
went to sleep. I am keeping my eye on her… So if you purchase
a kitten from Snopride beware of the sweet loving personality
of the kittens and keep an eye on them. I could see the headlines
in the paper now, Man snuggled to death by kitten…
After being laid up with my back for a little over three weeks
and then getting this incredible little one to replace the smile
in my heart all I can say is THANKS Margie for such a sweet little
purring machine :)
Gerald Adams
www.Heavenlyspots.com